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  • Matty

    Are you kidding me ?? How are these the best sick day excuses ?? What happened to your mother-in-law being involved in a tragic tree chopping incident, or your neighbour’s house blew up while using a faulty gas BBQ with the resulting shock waves smashing all your windows ??
    Be a bit creative, at least !!!

  • Eve Jones

    I usually just say that my stomach hurts and that I can’t stop violently farting.

  • Adam_ayres1988

    Diarrhoea/explosive diarrhoea, nobody argues with diarrhoea.

  • it’s spelt anderson

    fuck you

  • Lachness

    I was unexpectedly asked to address the annual United Nations Conference in New York.